LifeItself, 59 - 24 мая 2009 16:04

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

WHAT THE KISSES MEAN...

Kiss on the hand - I adore you.
Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends.
Kiss on the chin - You are cute!
Kiss on the neck - I want you.
Kiss on the lips - I love you.
Kiss on the ears - Let's have some fun.
Kiss anywhere else - You're the best

PLACES TO KISS YOUR LOVE...:

Behind their ear...
Tip of their nose...
Back of their neck...
Underside of their forearm...
Curve of their waist...
Palm of their hand...
Inside their wrist..
Under their chin...
Their eyelids...
Inside of their ankle...
Their collar bone...
Tips of their fingers...
Their spine...
Small of their back...
Their tummy...
Behind their knees...

This is just to give you an idea,
Aim to shower your love
with kisses ALL OVER..

Male English:

I'am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have seX?
May I have this dance = I'd like tio have sex with you
Can I call you? = I'd like tio have sex with you
Do you want to go to the cinema? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I am gay

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